Human Enough to Tell You To Go To Hell
I'm really missing all the Doph-y feels so I'm thinking about reading a fanfic? Recommend any?
Anonymous

thedoph:

I don’t know of any, and haven’t seen my colleagues in a while, so I have no idea. Anyone of our lovely followers have a source of good The Doph fanfics?

And don’t forget our fanfic page!

http://thedoph.tumblr.com/tagged/fan-fiction

mike10031:

spruce-moose13:

spruce-moose13:

Happy Halloween all.
^ And have a nice date night, to Norman and Aggie :). Enjoy it you two, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do (that gives you quite a bit of latitude  though :D).
Art by Kiki:
http://ask-norgatha.tumblr.com/
Halloween Norgatha fanon by me:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8506210/2/Scare-Me-Up-Just-a-Little-Bit
Norgatha and Paranorman by Laika, of course.

So uh…I guess you guys like this fanon?Should I be writing more?

dude, u should totally write more! any chance you may continue the “scare me up a little bit” fix you have going on there? ….please….

Always a possibility, just as soon as I get the right good idea.

mike10031:

spruce-moose13:

spruce-moose13:

Happy Halloween all.

^ And have a nice date night, to Norman and Aggie :). Enjoy it you two, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do (that gives you quite a bit of latitude  though :D).

Art by Kiki:

http://ask-norgatha.tumblr.com/

Halloween Norgatha fanon by me:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8506210/2/Scare-Me-Up-Just-a-Little-Bit

Norgatha and Paranorman by Laika, of course.

So uh…I guess you guys like this fanon?

Should I be writing more?

dude, u should totally write more! any chance you may continue the “scare me up a little bit” fix you have going on there? ….please….

Always a possibility, just as soon as I get the right good idea.

bri-ecrit:

*whispers* Hey, fandom.

Do you want to build a snowman?

Good to have ya back.

Your writing was beautiful, Bri. That goes up top first and foremost, before the griping.

bri-ecrit:

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Oh hey, tumblr did it again. Broke someone trying to be civil (not always perfectly, but evidently aware and openly trying), but who wouldn’t follow the grain. Different is bad, especially when it isn’t “different” enough. Who knew celebrating love of a different variety than the one you choose to celebrate was such a sin?

That isn’t accurate. Fandom in general did it again, the same way it always does, tumblr or forums or wherever. Everyone else is the insular, bigoted, cruel, yadda yadda. Totally justified, right? Don’t tone police, shitlords. They had it coming, after all. Literally impossible to be wrong. You had a right to cause that suffering. Rules don’t apply, rules never apply, politeness and kindness are an archaic social constructs patriarchal neckbeards designed to get in girl’s pants, so just be free and hurt people.

Right? Blame it on the feels, if it’s wrong. What a joke.

And so another thing that makes me (and others) happy has been destroyed by the same ol’ same ol’. Passion begets attaching feelings to higher ideals of social issues and deep, personal values on the ever-potent subject of love, until a poorly developed ability to control ones thoughts/feelings/actions reaches a state resembling the fury of nations or religions at war. Thus, petty disagreements turn into something we feel the need to call a “war”, of ships, of fandoms, of what have you.

I wonder how many of the participants would say they’re are fans of war? Of conflict? Of dogma? Do they criticize the agents of those things in between exercising force (in this case, emotional/mental) in the name of a zealous cause? Do they have any regard for the application of force in a general sense, what it means and what purpose it serves and how severe a cost it truly is to all involved? I remember when I was ignorant about all of the above too. I learned, IRL and online, and I’m still learning. Some have yet to demonstrate they are capable of learning from experience. They constitute an alarming percentage of the population.

But the ones who continue the long-tenured tradition of this culture have already tuned this post out. The idea of decency and minimum levels of respect and politeness and etiquette being relevant in a modern electronic context, in the context of what is supposed to be recreation but is in practice a social warzone where one can feel successful and in control of at least one thing in their out of control life, is so patently absurd to them that no response is justifiable even in the negative. Not even a counter argument. At least not one that doesn’t amount to yelling louder. Which is of course already pre-justified in its baseness.

Perish the thought of me lamenting that. Which is partly why I keep my distance, these days.

But I’m not as talented as Bri was/is. The loss of her voice is much more significant. It almost got me excited enough to mingle again, maybe even write something of my own.

But instead I can only write the old classic: “This is why we can’t have nice things”

I don’t have a good way of ending this. The baby is ugly. Things are still ugly. I hope for the best for all involved.

cumaddict72:

health-gasm:

lukecummos:

fetus-calum:

fetus-calum:

READ!

PLEASE READ, AND SPREAD THE WORD! I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO BE HARMED BECAUSE OF THIS.

Signal boost what the fuck

OMG someone asked me if I downloaded this and now I know why 😳

I saw this on twitter and I made my little brother delete it off his iPad :(

Cursory google search reveals signal boost and worst fears apparently unnecessary, please reference:
http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/business/fl/Talking-Angela-App.htm
http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/546281-talking-angela-app-how-game-was-designed-so-well-people-believed-pedophile-hoax/
http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-57619752-76/talking-angela-programmer-talks-hoaxes-ai-mastery-q-a/

cumaddict72:

health-gasm:

lukecummos:

fetus-calum:

fetus-calum:

READ!

PLEASE READ, AND SPREAD THE WORD! I DON’T WANT ANYONE TO BE HARMED BECAUSE OF THIS.

Signal boost what the fuck

OMG someone asked me if I downloaded this and now I know why 😳

I saw this on twitter and I made my little brother delete it off his iPad :(

Cursory google search reveals signal boost and worst fears apparently unnecessary, please reference:

http://www.snopes.com/computer/internet/angela.asp

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/business/fl/Talking-Angela-App.htm

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/546281-talking-angela-app-how-game-was-designed-so-well-people-believed-pedophile-hoax/

http://news.cnet.com/8301-11386_3-57619752-76/talking-angela-programmer-talks-hoaxes-ai-mastery-q-a/

ioweyouasoul:

LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS

SEE THIS WEBSITE? 

ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA

THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE. 

THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN” 

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AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER 

MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT 

HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?

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HOLY SHIT

OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND

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WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

Yes, I am in favor of tumblr discovering WolframAlpha/Mathematica.

I like to think of adorable fluffy moments between Santa and Mrs. Claus, or Rudolph and Clarice, or the other reindeer and their mates, and all kind of reindeer children, and Frosty and Crystal, and all the Christmas special characters and their ships, on Christmas, after all the hard work is done, and they can spend it with their loved ones and be happy.

It’s the fandom way to get in the spirit of Christmas.

Have a merry one all, whatever you’re celebrating (celebrate something to be happy about, I hope) and a very Happy New Year.

spruce-moose13:

Happy Halloween all.

^ And have a nice date night, to Norman and Aggie :). Enjoy it you two, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do (that gives you quite a bit of latitude  though :D).
Art by Kiki:
http://ask-norgatha.tumblr.com/
Halloween Norgatha fanon by me:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8506210/2/Scare-Me-Up-Just-a-Little-Bit
Norgatha and Paranorman by Laika, of course.

So uh…I guess you guys like this fanon?Should I be writing more?

spruce-moose13:

Happy Halloween all.

^ And have a nice date night, to Norman and Aggie :). Enjoy it you two, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do (that gives you quite a bit of latitude  though :D).

Art by Kiki:

http://ask-norgatha.tumblr.com/

Halloween Norgatha fanon by me:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8506210/2/Scare-Me-Up-Just-a-Little-Bit

Norgatha and Paranorman by Laika, of course.

So uh…I guess you guys like this fanon?

Should I be writing more?

danielkanhai:

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

mummyshark:

Found these on eBay.
It took shrewd political maneuvering on Father Christmas’s part to ensure that Hostess Donettes would be exclusive to his season.
You can tell that it wasn’t always meant to be this way. Note the glaring empty space on Mr. Pumpkin’s store sign. SOMETHING was supposed to be there.
This exists almost as a microcosm, representing the public’s broad distaste for Christmas eating away at Halloween’s retail rights.
Still, all things being equal, I’m a sucker for gumdrop-shaped penguins in purple hats. I bet he’s named Peppy, or Foofy, or some other tongue-rolling two-syllable y-ending thing.

mummyshark:

Found these on eBay.

It took shrewd political maneuvering on Father Christmas’s part to ensure that Hostess Donettes would be exclusive to his season.

You can tell that it wasn’t always meant to be this way. Note the glaring empty space on Mr. Pumpkin’s store sign. SOMETHING was supposed to be there.

This exists almost as a microcosm, representing the public’s broad distaste for Christmas eating away at Halloween’s retail rights.

Still, all things being equal, I’m a sucker for gumdrop-shaped penguins in purple hats. I bet he’s named Peppy, or Foofy, or some other tongue-rolling two-syllable y-ending thing.